I keep meaning to write some pretty funny things that have happened while pregnant to share with our sweet girl someday. Here are some favorites:
J: (Comment he made after reading a book our doula suggested). We need to make sure we have a nipple brush during labor.
Me: Huh? Ok...what for? (At this point I realize that he probably doesn't know what a nipple brush is).
J: Ummm....to brush your nipples during labor...I guess....
Me: TO DO WHAT?!?! Where does it say that???? A nipple brush is used for nipples on bottles!
J: Oh.....that makes more sense.
J: What smells would you like in the house while you're in labor?
Me: Umm...I don't know...there's still time to think about that. I don't know if I want any smells around here at all.
J: Should I make the house smell like garlic? You love garlic!
Me: No. Are you serious?
Me: We have to get this baby gym for her!
J: Why does she even need that?
Me: WHY DO YOU WANT OUR DAUGHTER TO BE STUPID?! (I begin to start crying, while completely aware that I sound insane).
J: It's ok...she's not going to be stupid...we will go get her that baby gym. I think you're just emotional cause you're pregnant...
Me: I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!! (I apologized a few hours later when I realized I was indeed crazy).
Lady waxing my brows: So, when are you due?
Me: Due? For what?? (Giving her a very confused look).
Lady: Ummm...(Nervous laughter & very confused look on her face).
Me: Ok...well...it's a beautiful day. Thanks and have a good day! (I get in the car and begin to drive away when I realize that she was asking about my due date).
Me: There's a little baby in my belly, so we have to remember to use gentle hands.
E: Ok. There's a baby in there?
Me: Yup...
E: Hmmm...(lifts her shirt up to check her belly)...there's no baby in my belly.
Me: No, no baby in your belly...just my belly!
E: There's crackers in my belly! I like crackers!
A few weeks later...
E: The baby gonna come out of your belly into your panties and pants!
Me: Ummmmmmmmmm.....ok.
This has been quite a fun adventure so far!
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So funny!!! Lol at the first one :)
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I seriously giggled out loud about the nipple brush. Hilarious. We had a similar play gym moment. Only ours was a bookcase and I had a meltdown that Ryan wanted our son to NEVER learn to read.
ReplyDeleteOH my gosh! Seriously hilarious! I'm thinking of doing another blogger meet up- do you think you're up for it? I'd love to see you again!
ReplyDeleteI was cracking up out loud at all of these. The first one is the best. Good times now and many more to come. :)
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